Top 5 apparel pet peeves:

1. Collarless buttondowns, or as I call them "the Montel Williams."

2. Prints that stop at the side seams. Sort of a half-hearted attempt.

3. Synthetic fabrics like mesh. Just creepy.

4. Pleather. Either do it or don't.

5. Pretty much all shoes made of rubber, but particularly crocs and flipflops. Just sloppy.